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dutchaneela:

this was your father’s lightsaber. actually, one of his many lightsabers because he kept dropping or destroying them. but this is the one i took from him when he was burning to death on a lava bank. don’t kill any younglings with it.

lunette3002:
“fashionf-u-c-ks:
“None
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OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking...

lunette3002:

fashionf-u-c-ks:

None

OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.

thetomska:

chikier:

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

similarly whenever anyone says “excuse me” reply with “you’re excused” and respond to “i’m sorry” with “you will be”